Tumescent mackerel

Although I am looking forward to when we leave home in a few days time for the ferry from Holyhead and the drive across the green mass of Ireland  to The Sheep’s Head where the wind that blows in off the sea smells of iodine and salt rather than the tang of the Mersey there is a frustration knowing that the veg patch will spend those two weeks going to seed. We will take with us a bag of beetroot, salad and courgettes – even the tiddlers an inch or two long. In the meantime I have been eating up the flowers.

They are at their best just as they are about to turn, fully ripe and filled with their flavour and as you bite into the core a taste of the rot they would otherwise soon become – as all plants are a mush of water and air.

There are bats above the garden and listening to the new James Yorkston and the sound of kids playing on the lawn a few houses up the road. The next post will be from Ahakista and rather than the dust of an office I will have under my nails the blood, shit and scales of a freshly gripped mackerel live and tumescent out of the dark waters of the bay.

A few words about Wards Fish

Most people reading this from Birkenhead will know about Wards Fish but when we came here from South Liverpool almost thirteen years ago we did not know it was there. In Liverpool it seemed that the only fresh fish to be had were from the counter of the local Sainsbury’s, from one of the sparse slabs still to be found in St John’s Market or from the occasional foray to the faded Victorian splendour of the recently re-housed wholesale fish market were I knew one of the wholesalers who was happy to sell me fresh fish if I wanted it. The wholesale market was the best bet and I remember buying a huge chunk of tuna from there once to be cooked for friends over from Spain and another time great bags of tiger prawns fried with garlic in a small kitchen for a friends 40th birthday dinner. But once in Birkenhead the market was a Saturday morning trip through the tunnel and too far away apart from the odd treat.

Then as we came up to Christmas in our first year Andrea told of the fishmongers she had come across on a trip to Birkenhead Market to buy school clothes for one of the kids. They even sold oysters! Although we had been there for more than six months I don’t think I had yet made the trip to Birkenhead Town Centre. I remembered the Market from trips there from when we lived in West Kirby before I was 10 and before it burnt down in the 1970’s. I can’t remember what is was we went there for but I do remember parking in the streets off Hamilton Square and that it was a dark, closed and mysterious place. Maybe my mother was buying fish although she never ate it having been put off by memories of her childhood by a canel in Holland and her brothers catching fish out of the muddy water and cooking it straight in a pan with butter. Her face still puckers at the memory. We had moved to Chester when we heard about the fire and I was sad that it had burnt down and I knew that something would not be the same again. When Andrea told me I think I was surprised it was still there.

It took another few weeks before I made the trip into the town centre parking on the open car park that is now part of the Asda. There are parts of Birkenhead that are some of the most deprived areas of the country and there is no getting away from that being reflected with the town centre. Apart from the Asda there are very few shops that have opened and during the years we have been there the roller shutters have gone up on an increasing number of shop fronts and even the charity shops are shutting up for business.

It would have been nice to have gone back into the market and found it to be a haven of foodie delight but unfortunately it wasn’t. There was a food hall but the butchers and grocers were utilitarian and there wasn’t much to tempt you back again unless you were wanting cheap chicken and hunks of cheddar. But around from Billy’s Corner and past the newsagent was the Fishmonger’s Aisle with three stalls – Beryl’s Plaice, Prenton Fish and Wards. The first two were better than the sad slabs in St John’s Market but Wards was of a different order and it has been part of my regular Saturday morning food shop ever since. For many years I would make the trip into Birkenhead just to get some fish from Wards – although I would also make the occasional foray to pick up some dodgy music from the tight shelves in Skeleton Records. However over the last few years the grocers and International Store have opened up on Oxton Road and it is now possible to do the whole food shop for the weekend without having to go into a supermarket – although there is a good range of beer in Asda.

The theme song to Cheers had a line in about a bar where everyone knows your name. Wards has become a bit like that. I was never quite sure how they learnt my name but somehow they did and now they sometimes know what I am eating on Saturday night before I do if we are eating with friends and they have been down there on a Saturday morning to pick up fish for supper

This last Saturday we had Silver Dourade on the barbecue. One for me and the other filleted once cooked for Andrea and the girls. I had asked Simon what was good and they came top of the list.The mackerel looked good as well but we will be eating those next week in Ireland fresh out of the sea.

There is a fennel plant in the garden which has grown gargantuan over this summer so I cut some of the fronds and put those on the coals as the were heating up. I did nothing to the fish apart from taking it out of the fridge and laying it straight on the grill. They cooked perfectly in about 15 minutes turned over once.

I put more fennel on the grill as the fish cooked although I careful not to get it on the fish as I have been told that as the fennel fronds crinkle and curl in the heat they end up looking like a neat pile of pubic hair and this can apparently be off putting for some as they eat their fish.

I had planned to douse the fish with the remains of a bottle of Ouzo before serving them but it transpired there was only a drop at the bottom so rather than a great whoosh of flame to finish the fish off all we had was a dull fizzle.

Notwithstanding the lack of Ouzo they were delicious – sweet nuggets of white flesh pulling away easily from the bone. The skin was blackened and charred but it had kept them moist.

We ate them with the doors at the back of the house wide open into the early evening a pink sun going down behind the trees listening to Josh Rouse.

More courgette flowers

After three months the courgettes are coming good. Turn your back for a few days and the inch long squirts have turned into mini-monsters, on their way to be marrows. Last week we had the flowers mixed in with our pasta. Last night I decided to deep fry them.

On a shelf in the kitchen of the Cottage there is a small pile of cook-books including River Cafe Cook Book Easy – a bright silver cover and lots of straight forward recipes most of which only take a few minutes to put together. Last summer Andrea cooked Zucchini Fritti from it and the kids wolved them back sat on the beach watching the moon come up from behind Mount Gabrial. I had picked up a copy of the book in the Oxfam book shop in Oxford and decided to try it at home.

The batter is basically flour, water and a drop of olive oil left to settle for half an hour then lightened with three whisked egg whites. I was drinking a bottle of Spitfire as I cooked and used a drop of that to add a bit of extra flavour. The flowers should have been stuffed with ricotta but I thought they would work just as well as they were.

I fried the match-sticked courgettes first so the family could start on those whilst I did the flowers. There were half a dozen of them and they were delicious. The crunch of the batter piping hot on the tongue.

We also had aubergines with garlic, sage and lemon juice. They were long slim and purple from the grocers on Oxton Road. I cooked them on the barbecue before I grilled the evenings fish. Once they were done I laid them on a plate and slathered them with a dressing made by crushing three cloves of garlic in sea salt with five good sage leaves all mixed with the juice of a lemon. 

A corner of the veg patch

The far corner of the veg patch has got out of control this year. This is probably a result of me being distracted with the erection of the green house and not having been assiduous enough in digging out the Jerusalem artichokes again. They were a great success the first year I grew them and the family slurped back with relish the smooth silky soup I made with them for a Saturday lunch. The soup was almost as smooth and silky as the wind that assaulted the family for the rest of the weekend bubbling gently all the way through to Monday morning.
Ever since the family has been keen to avoid artichokes but once grown they are difficult to get rid of. It only needs a few small tubers left in the ground and they are back again the following year. Although I try to keep them back before you know it they are three or four feet out of the ground and it feels a shame to pull them out. So it will probably be a windy bottom for me in September.
The nasturtiums are less invidious and almost as hard to lose. There will always be a few of the seeds that will take hold the following spring and once they have taken hold they quickly spread. But their flowers are a welcome bonus and help to brighten up salads.


We had the first of the beetroot. One of the only things that seems to have done well this year. Four neat bulbs pulled from the ground, washed, boiled for 40 minutes, then peeled and sliced into rounds. I slathered them with Greek yogurt mixed with crushed garlic and olive oil.
The rain held of so I was able to light the barbecue. As it was warming up I blackened a red pepper and onion on the grill. Once they were soft I allowed them to cool and then peeled away the charred skins and mixed them with a tin of chick peas, more olive oil and a touch of vinegar. 

The quartered chicken was from the International Store, marinated in a mixture of crushed garlic and oregano, lemon juice, olive oil, salt and pepper for an hour or so before being put on the grill. 

The salad also came from the garden, mixed with cucumber, long thin green peppers, tomatoes and half a sliced toasted pitta. Dressed in olive oil and balsamic vinegar. Decorated with nasturtium andborage flowers.